Death Waltz

Title explains it all. Crazy. And I promised myself (long story) that I would have to finish playing a random song by the end of the week. Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4&feature=related

Wow what is that?

Death Waltz, composed by John Arthur Stump as an unplayable and satirical parody..

Waiiiit fire you can play this?! 0_0

No one can play that, not exactly at least.

If you had 3 amazing piano players then maybe! haha

To actually play the first line of this song, not just the notes (with no synthesizers as well), you would need (approximately):

-Chuck Norris (it's a solo)
-10 pianos
-Two gongs
-Timpani, small fan to cool it
-Peanuts
-Glock, mallet
-Ukelele
-Oil, violin (with bow)
-Embouchures
(Also need to hold breath)

The second line:
-Mozart, Bach, Chuck Norris, seven Asians, random people to play non-pianos
-Explosives
-A duck
-Saxophones
-A stage
-Bongoss
(Also need everyone to slap their thighs and breath only once during this line)

Third line:
-Same people, although you also might need assorted baseball players to make easier
-Everything you need to play a game of baseball
-Penguins
-Valve
-A mute
-Someone that will buy a mute, as well as someone that will sell the mute
-Cornet, ice to cool it down
-Cattle, stage that the saxophones used
-Water pedal
Optional- 12th century lute to play solo

Last line:
-16 sopranos that are extremely good at everything, including spamming, moonwalking, and swimming
-Bicycle
-Lakers must have 6 points during this last line, so you need basketball equipment, etc.
-Bell, to be rung using timpani sticks
(Optional: Shoe horn)

You also need an awesome conductor that knows what a dirigible, a New Orleans concertina choir, a Cro-magnon skinning chant, and an adagio cantible with a rock tempo feel sounds like. Seriously. And I'm not making this up, here's the sheet music. http://thehomeland.org/imagez/FaeriesAireandDeathWaltz1.gif

Yeah, I think I need to go back on my promise right about now.

My best musical piece includes a loud low pitched male sound. Oh wait, that was me shouting, never mind.

Alcarnus wrote:My best musical piece includes a loud low pitched male sound. Oh wait, that was me shouting, never mind.

I've actually charted this song in Guitar Hero, it was pretty fun and worth while. And its not as bad as most people think, the only real problem with the song is that the random grouped solo notes from 2:31 to 2:50 which isn't really necessary.

Also a lot of this song is just a bunch of swirls and junky fills. Also not to mention the repetitive fast notes that come in here and there.

Overall it's a good tune, but Mr. Stump butchered the #@$! out of this song with absolute nonsense. If you were to cut out all the crap out of the song, it would be considerably easy.