So this was my day today

Tried putting my cat in the tub. He screamed, sliced my wrists, pissed all over me, then used my face as a grappling point for his claws so he he could make a daring escape over my head. Almost made it, till that claw firmly planted in my sinus cavity caused him to flip around and send him sliding over my head and down my back. I finish dressing my wounds and find the smug little bastard lying on my girlfriends boobs, and shes pissed at me for scaring him. Not the greatest day ever. :/

PozeJoker wrote:Tried putting my cat in the tub. He screamed, sliced my wrists, pissed all over me, then used my face as a grappling point for his claws so he he could make a daring escape over my head. Almost made it, till that claw firmly planted in my sinus cavity caused him to flip around and send him sliding over my head and down my back. I finish dressing my wounds and find the smug little bastard lying on my girlfriends boobs, and shes pissed at me for scaring him. Not the greatest day ever. :/

Just get a dog

penben55 wrote:Just get a dog

^^^^^^